What happened to Pharrell? Lapdance from N.E.R.D will forever remind me of Elisha Cuthbert’s Girl Next Door bod, and how I vowed to literally murder puppies if it meant I could suck her fart.
Now he’s singing about being happy. Someone needs to dowse his dumbass hat with lighter fluid and shoot him with a flamethrower. Or rip out his vocal chords and burn every copy of “Crappy”. It’s 2014–a full 12 years after The Neptunes dropped In Search Of... and we’re getting this sh*t.